All right, all right, I'm sure that by now you all have caught wind and you're headed here to make a big huff at me, so I'd like to curb as much of that as I can by saying that I'm sorry. I thought it might have been a little too on-the-nose, but I get that it was also pretty poorly thought out. I didn't really anticipate the reaction I got and I'm sorry. I know this rings a little hollow coming from the perpetrator, but please let's all just try to ignore it and move on.
In other news, commissions! I'M SLOW AT WRITING. I really should have been more upfront with that. If you've got an outstanding commission with me I am totally working on it but I can't really guarantee a release date. It's whenever my muse strikes me or whenever my options run dangerously close to finishing a story or moving to Alaska to take advantage of homesteading laws. That said, I am working on improving myself as a human being and one of the things I'd really like to work on is my self-control, and these commissions are a great outlet for that. So who knows?
Finally, you guys should be looking at I've favorited some of her stuff but she deserves outright endorsement. She's a fantastic artist (and a pretty great writist, too) and you should go say hi and tell her that you love all her art (if you do [I shouldn't have to tell you not to be a liar, god.])
Thanks so much for not spamming my wall with hate messages please! It was an April Fool's joke!